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Episode 179 – A Memory of Light

This week on MYTH, we’re heading to the days of legend for the Maori tale of creation. You’ll discover that being a clingy couple is bad for everyone’s wellbeing, that even gods get cold, and that some creatures have poorly-defined jobs. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a fiery volcano goddess will seek her new home.…
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Episode 178 – The Flying Canoe

This week on MYTH, we’re heading to the province of Quebec in Canada for some supernatural warnings. You’ll learn that you shouldn’t pay for a flight with your soul, that air travel has always been hell, and that you shouldn’t drink and cast dark magic. Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll learn the secret to…
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Episode 177 – White as Snow, Red as Blood

This week on MYTH, we’re headed to Germany for a listener request story. You’ll see that it’s rough being a fairytale mother, that magic mirrors are honest but snarky, and that you shouldn’t accept gifts from strangers when someone is trying to kill you. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a thirsty little boy will disobey…
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Episode 176 – The Vagina Dialogues

This week on MYTH, we’ll dive into a particularly bawdy tale of French folklore. You’ll learn that fairies can grant some very strange powers, that it’s hard to speak around a mouthful of cotton, and that knights can make a fortune with this one weird trick. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a woman will get…
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Episode 175 – The Once and Future King

This week on MYTH, we’re riding back to the court of the legendary King Arthur for the next part of his story. You’ll learn that rules are meaningless to the rich, that magic swords are awesome, and that Merlin always has the next plot hook. Then, in Gods and Monsters, Mr. Vinegar is going to…
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Episode 174 – Jeremiah was a Bullfrog

This week on MYTH, we’re heading to Korea for a strange feud between a farmer and a frog. You’ll see that bullfrogs can grow to enormous size, that rich men are always evil, and that it’s not nice to trick someone into marriage. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a proud papa mole is going to…
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Episode 173 – Holding Out for a Hero

This week on MYTH, it’s time for another exciting chapter from the chronicles of Lacplesis the Bearslayer.  You’ll learn that you should never trust a Crusader, that lords are easy to bribe, and that sometimes evil gets the last laugh. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a young man will be gifted magical music by a…
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Episode 172B – A Brief History of Time

This week on MYTH, it’s the conclusion to the annual New Year’s special! You’ll see that narrators get annoyed easily, that the Sun isn’t as friendly as the Moon, and that there’s still more things to blame Toad for. Then, in Gods and Monsters, Anansi the spider will go a-courting with his frenemy Nothing. Source:…
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Episode 172A – Days with Moon and Toad

This week on MYTH, it’s the annual New Year’s special! You’ll learn that toads shouldn’t try to create things, that the moon is extremely powerful, and that bananas make the perfect snack for new mothers. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a fish and a leopard will fall in love with the same elephant. Source: Basoko…
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Episode 171 – Frosty the Snowman

This week on MYTH, it’s once again time for the annual holiday special! You’ll learn that being a magical snowman isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, that stoves are very sexy, and that you shouldn’t steal a dog’s bone (especially while it’s still chewing on it). Then, in Gods and Monsters, a jolly Christmas…
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